Hey, who charded?*
Posted: July 17, 2011 Filed under: Doughing Rogue, Gluten Free | Tags: Avocado, EWM, Hummus, Swiss chard 4 Comments »Ok, its so ridiculously hot in Chicago that:
- We just got back from a walk where I ran through an open fire hydrant. Yes, we’re classy like that.
- The Huz broke down and turned on the air conditioning.
- I can’t stand the additional heat generated by the grill.
So, we went semi-raw for dinner tonight: Swiss chard wraps!
Swiss chard wraps, serves 2
-6 swiss chard leaves, stems cut
-2 cups carrot, shredded
-1 bell pepper, very thinly sliced
-1 avocado, sliced
Lay out your shard. If the middle vein of your chard is really thick, you might think about cutting it out to make it easier to eat. Ours were fairly thin (as you can see from the picture above), so I left them in.
Add about 2-3 T of hummus to each wrap, then about 1/3 cup shredded carrot, a few slices of bell pepper, and a few slices avocado (plus any other veggies you like!).

Wrap ‘em up and seal with a toothpick!
*Yes, I went there. This blog post title is for B. Hopefully she’s reading or else I just lost all my female readers with the world’s first Swiss chard/fart joke for nothing.
Swiss chard, mushroom, asparagus and quinoa dinner
Posted: March 23, 2011 Filed under: Doughing Rogue, Gluten Free | Tags: Asparagus, Mushrooms, Quinoa, Swiss chard 2 Comments »I had some swiss chard in the fridge that was starting to get a little wilted. Did you know that if your greens are getting wilty you can trim the stems and throw them in a glass of water and they’ll perk right up? I swear these were wilted before I left for work, and after a few hours in water they were good as new!

Point being, it was time do something with these suckers. So I consulted my new favorite cookbook, Power Foods. Seriously, if you need a new cookbook, this thing is amazeballs. Really simple recipes with no weird ingredients.
Swiss chard, mushroom, asparagus and quinoa dinner, adapted from Power Foods
2 c water
1 c quinoa
2 T olive oil
2 bunches swiss chard, washed and a little bit wet
2 garlic cloves, sliced
1 bunch asparagus (I had very thin asparagus, you might add the asparagus earlier if yours is thick)
16 oz cremini mushrooms
2 t fresh thyme
sea salt
pepper
2 oz grated parmesan (optional topping)
Add quinoa to a small saucepan and cover with water, bring to a boil. Reduce to simmer and cover until quinoa is cooked and all liquid is absorbed. Remove from heat and set aside.
Meanwhile, cut your swiss chard into about 1/2 inch strips (including the stems), and slice mushrooms thinly.
Add 1 T olive oil to a large saucepan and cook chard until it becomes wilted and tender. I actually had so much swiss chard at first that I had to cook mine in two batches since I didn’t have a pot big enough! It takes about 6-8 minutes for the chard to wilt, so you have time to do two batches while the mushrooms are cooking. Season chard with salt and pepper and set aside.
Add remaining 1 T olive oil to a skillet, then add garlic. Stir for 2 minutes until garlic is golden. Add mushrooms and cook, stirring occasionally until they are almost cooked through, then add asparagus. Cook about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Once asparagus and mushrooms are cooked through, season with salt and pepper. Add quinoa and thyme, stirring for about a minute.
To serve: divide chard among plates and top with quinoa/asparagus/mushroom mixture. Sprinkle parmesan on top and enjoy!
Now, wanna guess what I had for dessert?
(topped with unsweetened coconut flakes and banana – almost enough to curb my sweet tooth!)





















